Autorius |
Pranešimas |
Kilimandzaras miglų upės irklininkas
Prisijungė: 2004 06 22 Pranešimai: 2053 Miestas: 9789 km nuo Lhasos
|
2008.01.15 11:51 Tema: Daktaro patarimai |
|
|
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good !
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING !!! ... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride" _________________ agrarinės genų technologijos Trojos arklys
jau turi du blogus: http://www.myspace.com/kilimandzaras
http://www.blogas.lt/kilimandzaras/ |
|
Atgal į viršų |
|
|
Ra Megakrutikas
Prisijungė: 2007 10 22 Pranešimai: 570 Miestas: Alytus/Briuselius
|
2008.01.15 12:18 Tema: |
|
|
Nuostabi logika!
Spjaunu į sportą, vegetarizmą, kraustausi Briuselin ir pradedu naują gyvenimo būdą su Chardonnay, Cyney ir belgišku šokoladu.
Round shape rules!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
|
Atgal į viršų |
|
|
naktinuke Bridget Jones ir Sargas
Prisijungė: 2005 04 03 Pranešimai: 2257 Miestas: Vilnius
|
2008.01.16 01:40 Tema: |
|
|
Labai geruliai, va ir medicininis pateisinimas mano alergijos sportui :) _________________ Baime kelianti... |
|
Atgal į viršų |
|
|
Kaimiecius Latras
Prisijungė: 2007 12 07 Pranešimai: 130 Miestas: Vilnius
|
2008.01.16 12:09 Tema: |
|
|
Daktaro patarimai dvasios ramybei atgauti :)
CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all
use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard
on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed,
"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have
started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish
cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old
Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of
chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now. Please pass this on to
those whom you think might be in need of inner peace. |
|
Atgal į viršų |
|
|
zlo Megakrutikas
Prisijungė: 2007 07 09 Pranešimai: 549
|
2008.01.16 17:58 Tema: |
|
|
O taij jus,blia,lietuviskai rasyti nemokate? Tipo krooti, as pvz nesarinu angliskaij arba labai minimaliai sarinu kaip ir nemazas kiekis cia esanciu, iskyrus ekonominius pabegelius. Gal ir isverstumet kartais ka parasete paparastiem darbo zmoniem? _________________ Patriotas-žmonijos priešas! |
|
Atgal į viršų |
|
|
Kaimiecius Latras
Prisijungė: 2007 12 07 Pranešimai: 130 Miestas: Vilnius
|
2008.01.17 00:40 Tema: |
|
|
Nagi, nagi, paanalizuokime šį tekstuką:
Citata: | O taij jus,blia,lietuviskai rasyti nemokate? Tipo krooti, as pvz nesarinu angliskaij arba labai minimaliai sarinu kaip ir nemazas kiekis cia esanciu, iskyrus ekonominius pabegelius. Gal ir isverstumet kartais ka parasete paparastiem darbo zmoniem? |
Ir kiek gi čia "lietuviškų grožybių" matome? :)) Ogi visą puokštę:
taij
blia
krooti
nesarinu
angliskaij
...
Na, reikia pastebėti, maloniai gomurį nuteikia svetimybei "blia" pritaikytas įterpinio (?) statusas beigi ryšium su tuo tvarkingas išskyrimas kableliais iš abiejų pusių :))
Klausykite, meldžiamasis, tai gal gyvenkim draugiškai ir nueikim kartu į Nacionalinį diktantą š.m. sausio 26 d., tuomi pagerbdami mūsų brangiąją lietuvių kalbą, a?..
Mat gimtąją kalbą aš baisulingai gerbiu ir netgi lietuvišką raidyną žodžiams užrašyti naudoju :) |
|
Atgal į viršų |
|
|
zlo Megakrutikas
Prisijungė: 2007 07 09 Pranešimai: 549
|
2008.01.17 10:37 Tema: |
|
|
Man galima,bo as nesu lietuvis :P _________________ Patriotas-žmonijos priešas! |
|
Atgal į viršų |
|
|
PostFactum Megakrutikas
Prisijungė: 2006 10 13 Pranešimai: 585
|
2008.02.25 22:42 Tema: |
|
|
Gėdyjatės savo kilmės, tamsta?...
Labai negražu šitaip daryti... |
|
Atgal į viršų |
|
|
klebonija Gigakrutikas
Prisijungė: 2006 02 10 Pranešimai: 1057 Miestas: Vilnius
|
2008.02.25 23:15 Tema: |
|
|
Didžiuojasi :) _________________ Kuo toliau, tuo viskas bus blogiau. Patikėk. Aš tai patyriau. Du kartus. |
|
Atgal į viršų |
|
|
|