vaiduoklis Latras
Prisijungė: 2007 12 05 Pranešimai: 147
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internete visur galima rasti, bet, pamaniau, reikia papildyti. :]
beje, bent 5 kartojasi, pvz: "Indian burns are not our cultural heritage"...
Beans are neither fruit nor musical
I will not use abbrev.
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr
I will not send lard through the mail
I will not dissect things unless instructed
I will not whittle hall passes out of soap
Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough
Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal
"Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does
Next time it could be me on the scaffolding
I will not hang donuts on my person
I will remember to take my medication
I will not strut around like I own the place
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far
I do not have power of attorney over first graders
Nerve gas is not a toy
I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface
The First Amendment does not cover burping
This is not a clue...or is it?
I will not complain about the solution when I hear it
"Bewitched" does not promote Satanism
No one wants to hear from my armpits
I am not a lean mean spitting machine
The boys room is not a water park
Indian burns are not our cultural heritage
Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things
I will only do this once a year
I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist
I am not certified to remove asbestos
I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten
I am not my long-lost twin
The truth is not out there
I am not licensed to do anything
I will not hide the teacher's Prozac
A fire drill does not demand a fire
I no longer want my MTV
Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story
I did not invent Irish dancing
I will not tease Fatty
There was no Roman god named "Fartacus"
Rudolph's red nose is not alcohol-related
Shooting paintballs is not an art form
Pain is not the cleanser
Silly String is not a nasal spray
I was not told to do this
My butt does not deserve a website
I will not demand what I'm worth
I will not mess with the opening credits
I am not the new Dalai Lama
I was not the inspiration for "Kramer"
I will not file frivolous lawsuits
"butt.butt" is not my E-mail address
No one cares what my definition of "is" is
I will not scream for ice cream
I am not a licensed hairstylist
"The President did it" is not an excuse
My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld
Sherri does not "got back"
I will not do the Dirty Bird
No one wants to hear about my sciatica
Hillbillies are people too
Grammar is not a time of waste
I do not have diplomatic immunity
It does not suck to be you
I cannot absolve sins
A trained ape could not teach gym
Loose teeth don't need my help
I have neither been there nor done that
No one wants to hear from my armpits
I'm so very tired
Fridays are not "pants optional"
Pork is not a verb
I am not the last Don
I did not win the Nobel Fart Prize
I won't not use no double negatives
Indian burns are not our cultural heritage
I can't see dead people
I will not sell my kidney on eBay
I will not create art from dung
I will stop phoning it in
Class clown is not a paid position
Substitute teachers are not scabs
My suspension was not "mutual"
A belch is not an oral report
Dodgeball stops at the gym door
"Non-Flammable" is not a challenge
I was not touched "there" by an angel
I am not here on a fartball scholarship
I will not dance on anyone's grave
I cannot hire a substitute student
I will not obey the voices in my head
I will not plant subliminal messagores
I will not surprise the incontinent
I am not the acting President
I was not the sixth Beatle
I will only provide a urine sample when asked
The nurse is not dealing
Science class should not end in tragedy
Network TV is not dead
I will not "let the dogs out"
I will not hide the teacher's medication
I will not publish the Principal's credit report
The hamster did not have "a full life"
I will not buy a Presidential pardon
"Temptation Island" was not a sleazy piece of crap
I will not scare the Vice President
I will not flush evidence
Fire is not the cleanser
Genetics is not an excuse
Today is not Mothra's day
I should not be tweny one by now
Nobody reads these anymore
A burp in a jar is not a science project
Fun does not have a size
I am not Charlie Brown on acid
I do not have a cereal named after me
I will not bite the hand that feeds me Butterfinger
The giving tree is not a chump
Making Milhouse cry is not a science project
Vampire is not a career choice
I will never lie about being cancelled again
Fish do not like coffee
Milhouse did not test cootie positive
This school does not need a "regime change"
SpongeBob is not a contraceptive
I will not
Bart then chops up the blackboard with an axe
My pen is not a booger launcher
Sandwiches should not contain sand
Over forty & single is not funny
I will not speculate on how hot teacher used to be
Poking a dead raccoon is not research
Beer in a milk carton is not milk
A booger is not a bookmark
Does any kid still do this anymore?
I am not smarter than the President
Teacher was not dumped -- it was mutual
I will not laminate dog doo
I will not flip the classroom upside down
I will not leak the plot of the movie
Je ne parle pas Français
Have a great summer, everyone
We are not all naked under our clothes
Frankincense is not a monster
Global warming did not eat my homework
I will not look up what teacher makes
Pearls are not oyster barf
I will not wait 20 years to make another movie
The Wall Street Journal is better than ever
I am not an FDIC-insured bank
There is no such thing as an iPoddy
The Pilgrims were not illegal aliens
The capital of Montana is not "Hannah"
Teacher did not pay too much for her condo
The art teacher is fat, not pregnant
A person's a person no matter how Ralph
This punishment is not medieval.
Teacher's diet is working
There's no such month as "Rocktober"
I did not see teacher siphoning gas
Prosperity is just around the corner
Jesus is not mad his birthday is on Christmas
I will not use permanent ink on the chalkboard
HDTV is worth every cent
"March Madness" is not an excuse for missing school
I will not have fun with educational toys
Four-leaf clovers are not mutant freaks
My piggy bank is not entitled to TARP funds
I will not mock teacher's outdated cell phone
I will not put hot sauce in the CPR dummy
It's "Facebook," not "Assbook"
The class hamster isn't just sleeping
Chalkboarding is not torture
I am not allergic to long division
I do not have the hots for my mom
Halloween does not kick Thanksgiving's ass
Teachers' unions are not ruining the country
The world may end in 2012 but this show won't _________________ nebijokit |
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